“that’s the third time this year… I really should stop consuming the blood of Christ so much…”
God damn it
Submitted 6 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrGerrit@feddit.nl 6 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Why must god ruin so many babies through christs blood
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 months ago
God damn it, it’s all burnt! I should’ve set a timer, ill never learn
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hate to see it happen.
manucode@infosec.pub 6 months ago
Amoris
Lae Tit ia😳
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
“For the love of Paris”?
PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So if the water is holy, does that mean in addition that the evaporated water is also holy, or does the holy get left behind, making future batches even holier?
If the former, does that make the air containing the water vapor holy? Is holiness a percentage thing - the more holy water humid it is, the more holy? Could you take out a nest of vampires simply by boiling a pot of holy water and letting the place steam up?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m assuming it has to be a percentage thing. Like alcohol.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
There are actually rules about what makes holy water holy water, and there is a meme somewhere with a joke about it. I remember this exists, but not the joke 😬
PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That makes perfect sense.
At one point, many years ago, I read that earth’s water cycle is such that, at some point, you’ve drunk Napoleon’s urine. The author didn’t show their math, but let’s assume it’s true. We can take the same approach to holy water.
We might make the assumption that all water on earth has holy water mixed in with it, like cosmic background radiation. Now, obviously it doesn’t have sufficient holiness to be considered fully holy water - it doesn’t damage such creatures as vampires, possessed children, or Jews - but it’s necessarily present in at least trace amounts. And it would increase as a function of time.