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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They mostly Crème at night

    …mostly

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    • Kyrrrr@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In space, no one can hear you creme…

      Wait a minute… that turned out too horny

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      • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        cue 70s space-theme porn music

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Human oviposition is my fetish so maybe I do.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The problem is that you only get to satisfy that fetish once.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Once is all I need.

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  • Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can just hear the eggs all shouting “goo!” as they get crushed

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