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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They mostly Crème at night

  …mostly

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  • Kyrrrr@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In space, no one can hear you creme…

    Wait a minute… that turned out too horny

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    • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      cue 70s space-theme porn music

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Human oviposition is my fetish so maybe I do.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The problem is that you only get to satisfy that fetish once.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Once is all I need.

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• Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can just hear the eggs all shouting “goo!” as they get crushed

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