carpet

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• tryptaminev@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you water your carpet and do this for like a few hundred years or so, a nice layer of top soil should form on it.

  God i miss my little anarchists.

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  • oce@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Seeds will probably grow from your water alone.

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• UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  as a person who has birds, i can 100% confirm this as true

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  • GlitterInfection@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As a person who has carpets, I can assure you that it can sustain SOME forms of life!

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  • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fucking same.

    Why on earth you gotta grab your food, climb the side of the cage and look me dead in the eyes while crunching the pellets so crumbs shoot out to the side??

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    • UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      im convinced my 50yr old macaw smiles at me when he beak sweeps his food dish all over the floor

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• rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That is not a chicken

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• orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bold of you to assume what doesn’t grow on my carpet.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “He’s always there to greet me when I come home. Like that big mushroom in my shower!”

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    • orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is this from something? O:

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