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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • tryptaminev@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you water your carpet and do this for like a few hundred years or so, a nice layer of top soil should form on it.

    God i miss my little anarchists.

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    • oce@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Seeds will probably grow from your water alone.

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  • UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    as a person who has birds, i can 100% confirm this as true

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    • GlitterInfection@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As a person who has carpets, I can assure you that it can sustain SOME forms of life!

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    • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fucking same.

      Why on earth you gotta grab your food, climb the side of the cage and look me dead in the eyes while crunching the pellets so crumbs shoot out to the side??

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      • UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        im convinced my 50yr old macaw smiles at me when he beak sweeps his food dish all over the floor

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That is not a chicken

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  • orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bold of you to assume what doesn’t grow on my carpet.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “He’s always there to greet me when I come home. Like that big mushroom in my shower!”

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      • orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is this from something? O:

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