Extend it to for the rest of my life and I would be in heaven. It would be one of my three genie wishes, but I’d have to figure out a way for him not to trick me when I tell him I never want to have to poop again. Like maybe figure out a way to tell the genie that all of my poo just disappears from my body and gets teleported to the asteroid belt right before I have to poo it out.

As it is, that’s one of the big reasons I never got addicted to opiates.