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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Extend it to for the rest of my life and I would be in heaven. It would be one of my three genie wishes, but I’d have to figure out a way for him not to trick me when I tell him I never want to have to poop again. Like maybe figure out a way to tell the genie that all of my poo just disappears from my body and gets teleported to the asteroid belt right before I have to poo it out.

  As it is, that’s one of the big reasons I never got addicted to opiates.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Well, were you to stop pooping, you’d probably be in Heaven pretty soon.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      See? This is why I need to word things carefully to the genie.

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