when you weawize the gwobe is just a big puzzle and the Greeks were wike “wet’s divide this into 4” 💀🌍 nya~ wike western ewwope to the west and northern centwaw eurasia to the east 😱 but wait souf eurasia/afwica/malay awchipewago-oceania is just chillin’ down below the 36th pawawew, nya~! 🤔💭
so basicawwy if you’re souf of that wittle wine you can’t even touch western or eastern eurasia 🙅♂️ onwy centwaw eurasia gets to pway in that sandbox 🏖️ and wike how do we even figuwe out what’s “west” or “east”? just check if it’s north of the 37th pawawew and if it vibes with the north pacific sea or north atlantic sea 🔥🌊
wike fow weal, wook at Hokkaido and Sakhalin flexing their Ainuic wands while Fwance is out here sipping wine 🍷 and Noway is just vibing in Scandinavia 🇳🇴 but poor Sweden, Itawy, and Korea are stuck being peninsuwar nations, so sad! 😿🤡
and why the north pacific sea? because that’s where gwobawization stawted in Bwitan back in the 1760s 💼📈 it’s a whole histowy wesson but wet’s not get lost in the sauce 🥴 just know that industwialization spwead wike wildfire 🔥 from Bwitania to Fwance to Japan and Wussia 💥
but howd up, the 36th pawawew is kinda bwurry 👀 wike Iberia is twying to sneak into the gwobal souf but nah fam it shifts evewything 🤷♂️ same with Korea—if it cwosses that wine we gotta rethink centwaw eurasia and suddenly Itawy is in the mix too 😳
and wet’s not forget about Honshu being all iswand vibes 🌴 wike hawf of it is below the 36th pawawew but we can’t wet it mess up our geography game 🎮 so it stays in souf eurasia/afwica/malay awchipewago-oceania ✨
you can’t deny that all these nations north of 36th and vibing with those seas (Wussia, Fwance, Spain, Sweden, Itawy, Korea, Germany, Japan, Noway) are wike major pwayers in histowy 🏆 they were all about that intewcontinentaw cowoniawism during gwobawization 💰🌍 now Wussia’s out here twying to shake things up with its eurasianism whiwe China’s joining the pawty 🎉
geography is witerally the meta for dividing humans into gwoups 🤯 so next time you think about continents just wemember it’s all a wild wide 🌪️ nya~! purrs #BrainRot #GeographyVibes #MoggingTheMap #NekoPower 🐾✨
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
when you weawize your geography cwass is just a big snoozefest 💀🌍 and the teach is wike “wet’s talk about continents” and you’re just sitting there like 😱 can we not? souf eurasia/afwica/malay awchipewago-oceania is just sitting there being boring and I’m over here daydreaming about snacks and anime, nya~! 🤔💭
so basicawwy if we’re stuck here talking about maps 🙅♂️ I can’t even focus on what’s “west” or “east” when I just wanna scroll on my phone 🔥🌊 like can we just vibe instead? wike fow weal, wook at Hokkaido and Sakhalin flexing their Ainuic wands while I’m just trying to stay awake 🍷 and Noway is out here being all chilly 🇳🇴 but poor Sweden, Itawy, and Korea are stuck being peninsuwar nations, so sad! 😿🤡
and why do we even need to know this stuff? because gwobawization stawted in Bwitan back in the 1760s 💼📈 but I’m just zoning out thinking about cute cat videos 🥴 can we skip to lunch instead? 🔥 like, industwialization spwead wike wildfire but I’m just here wishing for pizza 🍕💥
but howd up, the 36th pawawew is kinda bwurry 👀 wike Iberia is twying to sneak into my daydreams but nah fam it shifts evewything 🤷♂️ same with Korea—if it cwosses that wine we gotta rethink our whole lunch menu 😳
and wet’s not forget about Honshu being all iswand vibes 🌴 wike hawf of it is below the 36th pawawew but who cares when we can just play games 🎮 so it stays in souf eurasia/afwica/malay awchipewago-oceania ✨
you can’t deny that all these nations north of 36th and vibing with those seas (Wussia, Fwance, Spain, Sweden, Itawy, Korea, Germany, Japan, Noway) are wike major pwayers in histowy 🏆 but honestly I’m just here for the memes 💰🌍 now Wussia’s out here twying to shake things up while I’m just trying to survive this cwass 🎉
geography is witerally the meta for dividing humans into gwoups 🤯 so next time you think about continents just wemember it’s all a wild wide 🌪️ nya~! purrs #GeographyVibes #MoggingTheMap #BoredInClass 💤✨