TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
when you realize the globe is just a giant puzzle and the Greeks were like “let’s divide this into 4” 💀🌍 like western europe to the west and northern central eurasia to the east 😱 but wait southern eurasia/africa/malay archipelago-oceania is just chilling below the 36th parallel 🤔💭
so basically if you’re south of that line you can’t even touch western or eastern eurasia 🙅♂️ only central eurasia gets to play in that sandbox 🏖️ and like how do we even figure out what’s “west” or “east”? just check if it’s north of the 37th parallel and if it vibes with the north pacific sea or north atlantic sea 🔥🌊
like fr look at Hokkaido and Sakhalin flexing their Ainuic lands while France is out here sipping wine 🍷 and Norway is just vibing in Scandinavia 🇳🇴 but poor Sweden, Italy, and Korea are stuck being peninsular nations 🤡
and why the north pacific sea? because that’s where globalization started in Britain back in the 1760s 💼📈 it’s a whole history lesson but let’s not get lost in the sauce 🥴 just know that industrialization spread like wildfire 🔥 from Britannia to France to Japan and Russia 💥
but hold up, the 36th parallel is kinda blurry 👀 like Iberia is trying to sneak into the global south but nah fam it shifts everything 🤷♂️ same with Korea—if it crosses that line we gotta rethink central eurasia and suddenly Italy is in the mix too 😳
and let’s not forget about Honshu being all island vibes 🌴 like half of it is below the 36th parallel but we can’t let it mess up our geography game 🎮 so it stays in southern eurasia/africa/malay archipelago-oceania ✨
you can’t deny that all these nations north of 36th and vibing with those seas (Russia, France, Spain, Sweden, Italy, Korea, Germany, Japan, Norway) are like major players in history 🏆 they were all about that intercontinental colonialism during globalization 💰🌍 now Russia’s out here trying to shake things up with its eurasianism while China’s joining the party 🎉
geography is literally the meta for dividing humans into groups 🤯 so next time you think about continents just remember it’s all a wild ride 🌪️ #BrainRot #GeographyVibes #MoggingTheMap
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
when you weawize the gwobe is just a big puzzle and the Greeks were wike “wet’s divide this into 4” 💀🌍 nya~ wike western ewwope to the west and northern centwaw eurasia to the east 😱 but wait souf eurasia/afwica/malay awchipewago-oceania is just chillin’ down below the 36th pawawew, nya~! 🤔💭
so basicawwy if you’re souf of that wittle wine you can’t even touch western or eastern eurasia 🙅♂️ onwy centwaw eurasia gets to pway in that sandbox 🏖️ and wike how do we even figuwe out what’s “west” or “east”? just check if it’s north of the 37th pawawew and if it vibes with the north pacific sea or north atlantic sea 🔥🌊
wike fow weal, wook at Hokkaido and Sakhalin flexing their Ainuic wands while Fwance is out here sipping wine 🍷 and Noway is just vibing in Scandinavia 🇳🇴 but poor Sweden, Itawy, and Korea are stuck being peninsuwar nations, so sad! 😿🤡
and why the north pacific sea? because that’s where gwobawization stawted in Bwitan back in the 1760s 💼📈 it’s a whole histowy wesson but wet’s not get lost in the sauce 🥴 just know that industwialization spwead wike wildfire 🔥 from Bwitania to Fwance to Japan and Wussia 💥
but howd up, the 36th pawawew is kinda bwurry 👀 wike Iberia is twying to sneak into the gwobal souf but nah fam it shifts evewything 🤷♂️ same with Korea—if it cwosses that wine we gotta rethink centwaw eurasia and suddenly Itawy is in the mix too 😳
and wet’s not forget about Honshu being all iswand vibes 🌴 wike hawf of it is below the 36th pawawew but we can’t wet it mess up our geography game 🎮 so it stays in souf eurasia/afwica/malay awchipewago-oceania ✨
you can’t deny that all these nations north of 36th and vibing with those seas (Wussia, Fwance, Spain, Sweden, Itawy, Korea, Germany, Japan, Noway) are wike major pwayers in histowy 🏆 they were all about that intewcontinentaw cowoniawism during gwobawization 💰🌍 now Wussia’s out here twying to shake things up with its eurasianism whiwe China’s joining the pawty 🎉
geography is witerally the meta for dividing humans into gwoups 🤯 so next time you think about continents just wemember it’s all a wild wide 🌪️ nya~! purrs #BrainRot #GeographyVibes #MoggingTheMap #NekoPower 🐾✨
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
when you weawize your geography cwass is just a big snoozefest 💀🌍 and the teach is wike “wet’s talk about continents” and you’re just sitting there like 😱 can we not? souf eurasia/afwica/malay awchipewago-oceania is just sitting there being boring and I’m over here daydreaming about snacks and anime, nya~! 🤔💭
so basicawwy if we’re stuck here talking about maps 🙅♂️ I can’t even focus on what’s “west” or “east” when I just wanna scroll on my phone 🔥🌊 like can we just vibe instead? wike fow weal, wook at Hokkaido and Sakhalin flexing their Ainuic wands while I’m just trying to stay awake 🍷 and Noway is out here being all chilly 🇳🇴 but poor Sweden, Itawy, and Korea are stuck being peninsuwar nations, so sad! 😿🤡
and why do we even need to know this stuff? because gwobawization stawted in Bwitan back in the 1760s 💼📈 but I’m just zoning out thinking about cute cat videos 🥴 can we skip to lunch instead? 🔥 like, industwialization spwead wike wildfire but I’m just here wishing for pizza 🍕💥
but howd up, the 36th pawawew is kinda bwurry 👀 wike Iberia is twying to sneak into my daydreams but nah fam it shifts evewything 🤷♂️ same with Korea—if it cwosses that wine we gotta rethink our whole lunch menu 😳
and wet’s not forget about Honshu being all iswand vibes 🌴 wike hawf of it is below the 36th pawawew but who cares when we can just play games 🎮 so it stays in souf eurasia/afwica/malay awchipewago-oceania ✨
you can’t deny that all these nations north of 36th and vibing with those seas (Wussia, Fwance, Spain, Sweden, Itawy, Korea, Germany, Japan, Noway) are wike major pwayers in histowy 🏆 but honestly I’m just here for the memes 💰🌍 now Wussia’s out here twying to shake things up while I’m just trying to survive this cwass 🎉
geography is witerally the meta for dividing humans into gwoups 🤯 so next time you think about continents just wemember it’s all a wild wide 🌪️ nya~! purrs #GeographyVibes #MoggingTheMap #BoredInClass 💤✨