To St.Luigi we pray

Let my dick be much longer

Let my dick be much girthier

Let my foreskin be the perfect size

Grow my left ball to match my right one

Bless me with huge tits for my lovely wife

Better knees for both of us

Give us health and healthcare

Turn putin, Trump, and other evils around

Turn them around twice at the top than the bottom

Make all suffering become happiness

End money

End banks

End wars

End war machines

End diseases, especially sexual ones, so we can fuck freely without fear

Give animals their habitat back

Give us the power to need less from the world

Free Luigi from evil justice

End all evil governments

Give us useful governments