Comment on Does anyone else think the NYPD photos of the UHC CEO shooting suspect don’t match?
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 week agoJust imagine this is green text.
Nab the wrong guy
Shoot him in the back 53 times while screaming “stop resisting!”
Investigate ourselves, find no wrongdoing
“Case closed, boys!”
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Police chief gets got by The Adjuster the next day…