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Username does *not* check out. This answer makes far too much sense - are you sure that you don't want your answer to be more evil? (On the other hand, it is compatible with photosynthesis so there's that!)

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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Listen, it’s hard to be a plant and not a morning person, I get a sugar rush by the sun early morning, that bright morning person sky bitch.

I can only scheme at night, send my nefarious evil messages via the mycelium network, maybe take a walk to freak out some humans.

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- OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  You are a lunar-tic! And I for one and here for it:-P.
  
  Although I think the solar totalitarian authority figure would like to have a word with you...
  
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