Be me American college kid by himself in Italy for a week Staying at hotel with Italian hottie at the front desk Hell yeah, love this country Eating all the pizza cause that’s Italian food, right? The pizzas are so goddamn thin Like eating a sheet of paper Eat an entire pizza and still hungry This goes on for like three days Tired of being hungry New pizza place, order three entire pizzas “They’ll just think I’m picking up for my friends” Get my pizzas, hell yes Walk back to hotel Walk past the front desk carrying three pizzas Front desk hottie knows I’m there alone Cover blown Go up to my room and eat all three pizzas in shame Finally fucking full

Worth it.