Comment on What would be the top ten items in a MAGA starter pack?
That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
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A pallet of tissues for when their spouse and entire family disowns them.
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A good lawyer to defend them when they lash out and commit various crimes.
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A little American flag to wave patriotically as they destroy this country.
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A wheelbarrow to carry all of your cash to the grocery store as inflation is about to explode.
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Solar panels, compost pile, and an outhouse because basic infrastructure like electricity, plumbing, and waste removal are at risk of budget cuts and mismanagement.
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A tutor for the children as education is getting deep cuts soon.
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A good therapist to help work through all of that cognitive dissonance.
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A bicycle as the price of gas will skyrocket.
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A standard dictionary as basic terms and concepts elude them.
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A back brace as you’re going to have to pick your own crops from now on.