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Xeno-archaeologist 1,000 years from now: … yeah … it’s another one … fourth one in this sector … just blew themselves up and destroyed everything for some dumb reason … probably economics like in that last system 35 light years away … too bad … if we had arrived earlier, we could have helped them out … oh well

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notabot@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Further research shows that they blew everything up trying to deal with the ancient, insatiable, worms they released on themselves out of curiosity. Upon reflection, it is probably better that we didn’t arrive earlier.

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- ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Alien #1: … HEY KORG! … look at this! … (picks up human skull and starts comically operating the jawbone) … HEY LOOK AT ME! Imma intelligent species and my economy is more important so imma gonna blow up the world for some reason
  
  KORG: … Stop messing around Kang … this place gives me the creeps, let’s get out of here.
  
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