Why would I care if critics hate something?

…Because it’s expensive to go see a movie in the theaters, and going to see something that’s probably going to suck is a waste of time too?

I pirated ‘Borderlands’, and I still got ripped off. Knowing that ‘Borderlands’ was only a slightly bigger pile of shit than ‘Reagan’, why would I want to waste the time and kill the braincells to figure out that the critics were right about Reagan, too?