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America has been turned into a dystopia by republicans where in order to vote, you have to provide birth certificate, social security card, a a permission slip from your late parents, a blood sample, a piece of the Shroud of Turin, a moon rock, and 75 thousand dollars in unmarked non-consecutive bills.

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chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
I’m in Texas. The serials on the bills have to follow the Fibonacci sequence.

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- captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  In Ohio you can’t use a rock from our moon. Neil might’ve loaned you one from ours
  
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- Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Damn it, I thought they had to add up to avogadro’s #
  
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Rhoeri@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
If you’re a conservative however, all you need is a drivers license or state ID, and the names of all your dead relatives who are also voting.

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- IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  And then they save you time by giving you a ballot with all the Republican candidates already checked.
  
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