Corn Flakes were invented independently by one of weirdest people ever.
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loie@lemmy.world 1 month agoYeah and everyone who ever ate it was like “oh god, no” and immediately came out with a better cereal.
Like corn flakes. Itty bitty tortilla chips make a better cereal than fucking grape nuts.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
disgrunty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Weird” feels like such a mild way to describe John Harvey Kellogg.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Corn Flakes were invented to intentionally be so soul-crushingly bland it would destroy your urge to masturbate.
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can go fuck yourself because they are great on their own or mixed in yogurt.
loie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lol I actually do like them with honey. Oh and honey bunches of oats is just corn flakes with granola, that’s good too.
Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Corn flakes were famously invented to discourage fucking one’s self.
Agrivar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Found the spy!
Quick, somebody shoot 'em!