He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
Nah, lol. I can’t believe this
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Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and dispised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.
I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I still can’t either… Then again, people really believe some fantasy-stories about some omnipotent god and his son’s adventures on earth. So why shouldn’t one believe one is straight, despite all sign one is not. At least it would make more sense than most cults stories 😁
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Gay is when democrat
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You Americans really can make every topic into the same stupid black-or-white political nonsense. It doesn’t even have to make the slightest sense 😑
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Lol not even american. Go outside and touch grass.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Are you on drugs or why doesn’t anything you say make sense?
thanatotus@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t know how to react lmao
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
In hindsight it kinda was funny. Though also supersad, seeing him THAT delusional just because we are the remnants of a generation brought up with hate for gays. I didn’t really cared about his sexual preferences. He was a great dude. Yet he’s gone due to this repression of such a trivial matter.