Comment on Might as well go cyberpunk, I guess.
MicrowavedTea@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Meanwhile IRL cool cybernetic implants: I’m sorry our company has been bought by Amazon and support for your eyes has been dropped. Please refer to a local surgeon to remove them at your expense.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
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