While kicking The can down the road, you come across a sign.

BRIDGE OUT AHEAD

What do you do?

1. Continue kicking the can, I’m sure it’ll be fine.
2. I don’t believe in bridges.
3. Even if God let the bridge collapse, which he wouldn’t, I’ll go to heaven if I fall and die, so who cares?
4. Pick up the can and go find a dumpster.
5. There’s squirrels in my pants! Jump to safety!