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If I see anyone wearing this I will make it a mission to get it down to zero. Then I’ll come up with efficient strategies to grind it down. I’ll try and beat my new best time. I see this as a challenge.

But the best part is? Once it reaches zero, I leave them alone. Because I still respect them as a person

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Mango@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Buddy, this is a good way to get some unlicensed dental work.

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- RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Facts.
  
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  - Mango@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    You know it’s true when I’m getting upvoted for Internet tough guy sounding shit. 😆
    
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mriormro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Just wearing this isn’t an open invitation for people (read: you) to be pieces of shit and nothing anyone is wearing gives you the right to monopolize their time or energy.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
What if they’re working, or have other obligations that require social battery charge? Your personal mission may have ruined their day.

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TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
semi-related but my economics teacher on the first day said “you can’t offend me, I’ve been a national football/baseball/other sport coach for 20 years. I’ve been called every name in the book!”

3rd week of school as he was talking about how socialism is the devil, showing videos of cubas abandoned builds and stuff, I said “I did the math and you make 0.0006771% of what Jeff bezos makes in a year.”

He admitted defeat but still didn’t give me extra credit like he said he would as a joke :/

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rooster_butt@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Are you an energy vampire?

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- Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  YES
  
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Wolf314159@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Image “One of the best ways to drain people’s energy is via the internet.” —Colin Robinson

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Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Joke’s on you, I would slide it down all the way to zero as soon as I leave home

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- Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  The smart thing to do
  
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Saledovil@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
I really like brutalism, especially when contrasted with greenery. A set of brutalist apartment blocks, with ample space between each of them, which contains native flora would be rather beautiful. The space between the blocks could also be used as a communal barbeque place. Or a fitness trail.

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multifariace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
If you were given me that attention, my gauge would go green.

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- Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  I am a very interesting person
  
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YES