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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wish. I could’ve been a shark or something cool like that. Instead, I have to pay taxes and go to work.
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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wish. I could’ve been a shark or something cool like that. Instead, I have to pay taxes and go to work.
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.
scytale@lemm.ee 1 month ago
The best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.
variants@possumpat.io 1 month ago
but you will live without ever knowing what joy is with your eyebrowless/expressionless face, and will just live with a need to kill or maim any thing you see
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Nothing will change then, splendid!
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hate to break it but most domestic cats are strays living paw to mouth.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why are you shitting on my dreams