Normally when I think of wobbegongs I think about cute, maybe a little strange-looking but otherwise harmless creatures. But then I remember that the tasselled wobbegong exists.
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months agoWith several records of apparently unprovoked attacks on people, the tasselled wobbegong has a reputation beyond other wobbegongs for aggressive behavior.
Is such a fucking funny sentence to me.
DickFiasco@lemm.ee 2 months ago
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 months ago
That reads like some Rick and Morty interdimensional cable shit
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“The vicious… tongles of the tasselled wobbegong turn into… teeth, and they, chomp on the wobbegong’s prey.”