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• KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.

  Good plan, actually.

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