I’m guessing you haven’t had many customers yet?
Also, you think you’re not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won’t even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.
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WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 1 day agoIt’s your lucky day - I happen to run a post-rapture plant watering and pet sitting business - I’m sure as shit not getting raptured.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 day ago
WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I’m only a new startup, so I’m looking to take on my first clients.
I figure things will work out - people that believe in the rapture tend not to pay attention to all the “love thy neighbour”, golden rule, feed the hungry, bathe the lepers Jesus teachings…
evranch@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
If he follows through he’ll be in on round 2 of the rapture I guess
Railing5132@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Great Scott! I was so busy packing, I forgot about the dog! Quick! What are your rates! Nevermind - here’s my bank info - I won’t need money anymore!!
WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
No worries, friend - doggos to the left, wallets to the right - peace be with you and whatnot!
Railing5132@lemmy.world 48 minutes ago
Oh, shit, I’m still here… Can I have my wallet and dog back please?!?