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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tbh, I could probably fake it and get away with it as long as nobody dug too deep. For a while, anyway lol

  Just an interested party for multiple reasons, none of them kink related (I promise, even though saying it means nobody will ever believe it)

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  • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could get one of those fancy fake PhD papers printed out for you. It should say you got a degree in flatulometry from the university of Arse, Indonesia. Add more toilet puns just to make sure people stop by and actually read all of it when visiting your office where you have this paper on display.

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