Buy one depression and get a heroine for free
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Promethiel@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Too pricy. Good ol’ depression is free and can overpower hunger signals if you languish long enough.
deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 1 week ago
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
This is why I wish I had a fortune teller to say exactly when I am going to die. If you knew you were going to go out on a certain date, you could abuse opiates for months before your body gets used to them and then avoid the eventual darkness of deep addiction.
Amir@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
And then it turns out you die from the overdose that you caused yourself