Because it finds everyone that writes creepypastas about them, eats them, then erases everyone’s memory of reading it.
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Wrong meaning of Jeep
A Jeep is an animal living in a three dimensional world—in this case our world—but really belonging to a fourth dimensional world. Here’s what happened. A number of Jeep life cells were somehow forced through the dimensional barrier into our world.
Seriously, how has there not been Creepypasta about Eugene the Jeep?
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Banichan@dormi.zone 2 weeks ago
Because it wasn’t invented by internet idiots?