From now on, we at /c/vegan will promote a strictly banana-based diet in humans. Fruitarians will be tolerated, but only to the extent that they take steps toward removing other fruits from their diet. /s
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bannanaente@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We should just be talking about the benefits of bananas, they are a great source of potassium!
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Make sure you feed your cats bananas as well.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey, listen here, we don’t allow this kind of dangerous, abusive advice on this platform, and I’ve reported this comment. A cat is an obligate beanitarian, and by feeding it a diet of bananas, you’re slowly killing it, despite claiming to care about the wellbeing of animals and non-banana plants. If you have an ethical problem with beans, don’t own a cat; it’s that simple.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Take your beans and shove them
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
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activ8r@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I nearly scrolled passed this without fully appreciating it.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This shit is bananas!
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
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dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Not beananas, ya hoser!