Comment on Why do boomers hate squirrels so much?
Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It doesn’t matter your age, put up a bird feeder and you’ll soon hate squirrels. You spend $40 on a bag of seed and they’ll scoop out all the stuff that they don’t want to get to the stuff they do want. Seed on the ground attracts animals you don’t want like rodents or Canadian geese that shit all over. I found it easier to pay them off like the mafia. Buy a bag of corn or cheap peanuts and sprinkle some around to appease the bastards. It sucks but it’s worth it in the long run.
Thavron@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
And then lace the corn with cyanide?
bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 months ago
The Mark Rober episode that boomers need.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 months ago
Fortunately for the squirrels, a hero has risen amongst them to fight you genocidal monsters, using the power of GUN.