Username relevant. Most people would imagine a yellowish-white popcorn shaped dress and poofie shoulders, maybe her hair is shaped like a popped kernel. Not you, you can’t be that whimsical, she has to be a popcorn smuggling heiress with undoubtedly greasy thighs.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d love to meet a popcorn princess. I’m imagining princess peach, lifting up her skirt to her knees, and then a mountain of popcorn falls out.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Username relevant. Most people would imagine a yellowish-white popcorn shaped dress and poofie shoulders, maybe her hair is shaped like a popped kernel. Not you, you can’t be that whimsical, she has to be a popcorn smuggling heiress with undoubtedly greasy thighs.