religious university

medical school

Alright class, now that we’ve removed the patient’s lungs, we’re gonna pray he gets better. Yes, I see a raised hand in the back row?

Yes, sorry - doesn’t he need a lung to survive?

Right, good catch. We’re first going to pray he grows a lung. Yes, you with the notebook?

Who will be doing the closing?

That’ll be sister Janr. Sister, 12 “hail Marys” and a closing prayer, please. Class dismissed.

And then I guess y’all watch as the man flatlines while the nuns go “please give this one some sutures God, I promise I’ll be good from now on” and “God, if ever you were going to grow organs, please, now’s the time. The man can’t breathe. It’s not his fault”