But what about just poop on some toilet paper, make no splash, and the smell is still not so hard, as with the dutch/German toilet
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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I know the meme is that people use it to look at the poop, but honestly the main advantage is the 0% chance of water splashing up. I will take this design over the “standard” ones any day.
FriedRice@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
supergrizzlybear@pawb.social 1 month ago
You haven’t thought of the smell!
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
What kind of rock hard dookes are you laying?
woelkchen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Probably standard European fibre rich turds.
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Have found that putting a little bit of TP in the water before commencing the act helps a lot to avoid Poseidon’s kiss.
floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I once stopped in urgent need of a toilet at the dirtiest little gas station in the middle of nowhere, with a stunningly filthy toilet. After doing my business I stood and, facing the toilet, flushed. It was an old flush mechanism where the water just kind of fell in from all sides, causing a kind of trapped tsunami to eject a single drop of fresh poop water 7 feet up in the air and down straight into my mouth.
If my many decades of life have taught me anything, it’s to close my mouth when flushing or scrubbing the toilet.
Amir@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
thanks I hate it
somewhiteguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNDM4eAn1U
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Yeah thats the strat, but it wastes a bunch of toilet paper…