“All the good ankle is taken” - Mr Burns
Comment on Anatomy Pickup Lines
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
I actually met my wife because I commented on her ankles. At a bar, she went the wrong way and did a 180. I saw how beautiful she was, wanted to take a shot, mentally went down the list of appropriate body parts to comment on without coming off creepy or thirsty, and shouted, "Nice ankles.
rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 4 months ago
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Women: Just don’t look at my bony knees!