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eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 months agoBless my coming and her going
I am the Jizzatz Hardasrock!
The slow blade penetrates the thong
I’d let her wash over me and through me
I’d bomb her hideout like Baron Hard-bonin’
Wormsign at pants o’clock!
Spunkin’ Ride-a-ho, what word do you bring from the wilds of Asscrackis?
'Thopter? I just met her!
I’d drink her stillsuit water
Damn, that girl forgot to walk without rhythm and attracted my worm
Watch out, there’s gonna be a Spice Bloom down south
j4k3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration.
I’m a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I’m HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall.
It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine?
I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout.
I’ll bang the abominations out of her.
I’ll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we’ll put the yes in a No ship.
You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Want to see my Little Maker and taste the Water of Life?
j4k3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You would make a wonderful bendy Tleilax facedancer.