Confession: I still have a stash of plastic straws for special occasions only. They are a prized commodity.
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bacon@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
a plastic straw comes along with the vietnamese iced coffee it has been so long my tongue is doing unspeakable things to the straw
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Nath@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I came across an unopened box of 1,000 plastic straws in the party supply crate recently. I donât know what to do with them. Maybe hold onto them for a bit and then donate them to a museum in a decade or two?
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Stand outside maccaâs and sell them. $1 per straw. Youâve now made $1000. You may cop a bit of abuse though.
Nath@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Theyâd only work with soft drinks. Theyâre too thin for thick shakes. They are bendy, though. Give it another few years and the novelty of bendy straws will likely blow the kidsâ minds.
Baku@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I ordered a pack of 500 of those thin stripey ones from AliExpress a few months ago, because I needed to spend 15 bucks to get free shipping for new headphone earcups. I feel bad because I actually threw them all away. They smelt funky and the plastic they came in was yellowed and dusty
Baku@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
The straws cold rock used to have for their loaded mega shake things were the best. They were very large, large enough to be able to drink the chunks of kit kat or crunchie or whatever you put in them. The paper straws are too thin and get jammed
I went to donut king to get a shake thing a couple of months ago and even though I only got a medium, the straw disintegrated half way through. I went to the lady and asked for a new one, and she said âwe still have plastic straws. Iâm not allowed to offer you one, but if you ask, I am allowed to give you oneâ. Makes sense, and made me wonder if I should try my luck elsewhere. Iirc some places still stock them for people with disabilities, but theyâre not obligated to check peopleâs disabilities (and if someone had an invisible disability that genuinely prevented them from using a paper straw, the store had them, and the person just looked at them and said âyou donât look disabled, so Iâm not going to give you a plastic strawâ, thatâs probably a discrimination lawsuit. But in any case, since itâs an exemption targeted to people with disabilities, Iâd feel too guilty about using it when I donât need to, to really use it, so I guess itâs irrelevant
Catfish@aussie.zone â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I have a stash from when Boyo attended a party in a rubber goat head and couldnât drink without one. UmâŚ