Just do old school style and read her the Silmarillion.
Make sure to get the annotated version.
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ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
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Meet woman, don’t be weird.
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Gradually build a loving, trusting relationship.
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She has to get surgery and she’ll be bed-bound while she recovers.
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“Will you take care of me, Anon?”
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Lord of the Rings marathon. The director’s cuts. She can’t run.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 months ago
Banichan@dormi.zone 4 months ago
Return of the King was the first and only movie I’ve seen that had an intermission. Keep in mind this was only the theatrical version!
DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Then go see 2001 A Space Odyssey. Wait until the IMAX release comes around.
Banichan@dormi.zone 4 months ago
That movie is like taking 500 quaaluds
DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
But what an intermission!
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The long setup. “Babe, you agreed to stay in sickness and in health. This is my sickness.”
XTL@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Narrator: But she didn’t stay.
superkret@feddit.org 4 months ago
She died during the Battle of Helm’s Deep
thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
But inside she was already dead