Comment on Anon is suspicious

• tux7350@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well thanks for getting my hopes up. I went into the profile looking for penis and all I got was cat pics D:<

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sorry, pussy pics. Mis-typed.

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re brilliant. I didn’t see it at first, but I see it now. Would you like a picture of my penis? Actually, I’m just going to send it. Check ur email.

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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You wouldn’t want to see an angry seal penis anyway. Or maybe you would? You dodged a bullet. Or maybe you didn’t?

    I have the most typical penis. Nothing special. I’ll describe it if you want. Just your average everyday penis. Now you’re curious. I’m sorry.

    I’ll describe it.

    Tip like a mushroom, shaft like a stem. Balls where the mycelium would normally be, but not buried. Just hanging out above ground. Mostly black hair, a few grays scattered in. A few inches from an asshole with a prominent hemorrhoid scar. Mostly soft, but occasionally not so soft. Has produced more offspring than is typical. Vasectomy incoming.

    Hope that helps.

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• theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hadn’t thought about that.

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