Comment on "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The small talk would be so awkward for the supervillain who has to sit next to him.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Can we get drive-through?”

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    • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just as Gordon started to sing along and drum on the wheel, the suspect leaned forward to press the skip button with their nose.

      ‘Try me’, Jim cried, ‘Try me once more and I’d drop you to the BatTaxi’.

      ~ Jump cuts of Batman doing a barrel roll in a ridiculously small black cab with jet engines ~

      ‘I don’t applaud his methods’, said Gordon, ‘But sometimes I think he’s got the point’

      Jim puts on the same song and glances at the frightened suspect right in their eyes.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No worries. The front seat folds down so he can still put them in the back.

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