as a northern european I’d ask how many dikes do you own
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Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 months agoIf I had a dollar for every American mentioning Germans/WW2 when I told them I’m Dutch, I would be retired now.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
“dyke” is British English and “dike” is American English for a levee or flood bank. I don’t own any of those because they belong to the government.
Both spellings are also slang for butch lesbians, and owning those has been illegal for about 160 years now.
bobotron@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
How about windmills, you must own a couple of those
Doxin@pawb.social 5 months ago
My dad owned part of one of the first wind turbines in the country, does that count?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You’d rather they ask you about Anne Frank or the wooden shoes?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I’d rather they ask dumb questions about the correct, yeah.