These Unga bunga bitches always sliding in my DMs trying to get free shit!
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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Allow me to narrate a brief historical reenactment:
Caveguy:
dragging cavedeer carcus somewhere
Cavegirl:
happens upon the scene
grunting (translation: damn that venison lookin’ tasty af)
Caveguy:
grunting (translation: it’s mine you can’t have it)
Cavegirl:
grunting, but seductively (translation: well, if we smash, can I have some?)
Caveguy:
aroused grunting (translation: hell yeah girl, I’ve been having the worst dry spell)
~fin~
Classy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
0001@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
This is cinema - Martin Scorsese