Comment on Farting
Speculater@lemmy.world 5 months agoYou left out the best part:
“While serving in the army, he told his fellow soldiers about his special ability, and repeated it for their amusement, sucking up water from a pan into his rectum and then projecting it up to several yards.”
Kiefciman@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I shall train hard to achieve this power
sxan@midwest.social 5 months ago
Few abilities will protect you from muggings as the ability to squirt substances from your ass on demand.