Comment on Farting

mutilated_sphincter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You left out the best part:

  “While serving in the army, he told his fellow soldiers about his special ability, and repeated it for their amusement, sucking up water from a pan into his rectum and then projecting it up to several yards.”

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  • Kiefciman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I shall train hard to achieve this power

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    • sxan@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Few abilities will protect you from muggings as the ability to squirt substances from your ass on demand.

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• Kiefciman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How can a man fart at will? Wont he run out of gases eventually? Or swallowing air does the trick? Also now I aapire to become a professional fartist too

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  • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably gets an air enema beforehand.

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  • brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lots of anal sex will make you bqueef

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    • Kiefciman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      no homo

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