Really probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.
That would have been smart, but at the time ‘funny’ was more important than ‘effective’, and again, it was a Little Caesars pizza; it was not significantly harmed by being sideways for 20 minutes
Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.
The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while
casmael@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Fuckin cool, dude
Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Really probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So far I’m sensing a food related theme with your sexual conquests
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I got laid with pancakes!
bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You should have opened the box and taped the pizza down.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
That would have been smart, but at the time ‘funny’ was more important than ‘effective’, and again, it was a Little Caesars pizza; it was not significantly harmed by being sideways for 20 minutes
bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dude think about it – do you really want to eat pizza that’s been duct taped to the box? I was also working the funny.