Comment on well shoot

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• MudMan@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My personal lifehack is to hold the side that opens between my lips and blow, that loosens them up pretty reliably.

  And if you're lucky it makes a farting noise, so I consider that a bonus.

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• whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just eat the bag, its easier, free and delicious with the added benefit of supplying my daily microplastic demand

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  • steelyDansSteamedHam@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And I will not stop until my testicles can be used as ping pong balls!

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• downpunxx@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  find the grocery store vegetable rain forest get those little soldiers moist

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  • bmsok@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    #producestrong

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• crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My fingers naturally can open them dry, no need for licking.

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  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    OOOh FANCY PANTS RICH MCGEE OVER HERE.

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    • onion@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fancy pants? More like greasy hands!

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      • crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I can wadh my hand for 2 minutes thoroughly, and will still open a bag with no issues

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• PahassaPaikassa@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Even prorer tip: pull the handles gently apart from each other, the pulling will make the plastic to come apart and then you can grab the edges and open it.

  This works in finnish supermarkets, dunno if the bags are the same over there.

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