I just eat the bag, its easier, free and delicious with the added benefit of supplying my daily microplastic demand
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Protip: lick the end of the bag, so the plastic sticks to your fingers
whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
steelyDansSteamedHam@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And I will not stop until my testicles can be used as ping pong balls!
downpunxx@fedia.io 1 year ago
find the grocery store vegetable rain forest get those little soldiers moist
bmsok@lemmy.world 1 year ago
#producestrong
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 1 year ago
My fingers naturally can open them dry, no need for licking.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] 1 year ago
OOOh FANCY PANTS RICH MCGEE OVER HERE.
onion@feddit.de 1 year ago
Fancy pants? More like greasy hands!
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 1 year ago
I can wadh my hand for 2 minutes thoroughly, and will still open a bag with no issues
PahassaPaikassa@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Even prorer tip: pull the handles gently apart from each other, the pulling will make the plastic to come apart and then you can grab the edges and open it.
This works in finnish supermarkets, dunno if the bags are the same over there.
MudMan@fedia.io 1 year ago
My personal lifehack is to hold the side that opens between my lips and blow, that loosens them up pretty reliably.
And if you're lucky it makes a farting noise, so I consider that a bonus.