I just eat the bag, its easier, free and delicious with the added benefit of supplying my daily microplastic demand
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
Protip: lick the end of the bag, so the plastic sticks to your fingers
whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
steelyDansSteamedHam@lemmy.world 4 months ago
And I will not stop until my testicles can be used as ping pong balls!
downpunxx@fedia.io 4 months ago
find the grocery store vegetable rain forest get those little soldiers moist
bmsok@lemmy.world 4 months ago
#producestrong
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 4 months ago
My fingers naturally can open them dry, no need for licking.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] 4 months ago
OOOh FANCY PANTS RICH MCGEE OVER HERE.
onion@feddit.de 4 months ago
Fancy pants? More like greasy hands!
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 4 months ago
I can wadh my hand for 2 minutes thoroughly, and will still open a bag with no issues
PahassaPaikassa@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Even prorer tip: pull the handles gently apart from each other, the pulling will make the plastic to come apart and then you can grab the edges and open it.
This works in finnish supermarkets, dunno if the bags are the same over there.
MudMan@fedia.io 4 months ago
My personal lifehack is to hold the side that opens between my lips and blow, that loosens them up pretty reliably.
And if you're lucky it makes a farting noise, so I consider that a bonus.