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franklin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Virgin giant:

  • Bumps head on the stupidest things
  • Whines about air travel
  • Can’t handle an unfinished basement
  • Has to buy special clothes
  • Cries when he has to pick something off the ground
  • “Do you play basketball?”
  • Blocks people’s view.

  Chad shortie:

  • Can wear top hat anywhere they want.
  • Walks under any obstacle with ease.
  • Knows how to hem trousers.
  • Can see into the fridge without crouching.
  • Lovingly compared to the heroes of the shire.
  • Low center of gravity.
  • Can be taller by standing on literally anything.
  • sneaky as heck

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