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Zip2@feddit.uk 5 weeks agoNow that is a nice idea, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that just forces them into their holiday homes abroad.
Isn’t there a church somewhere that still has a ducking stool? I’ve had an idea. Wonder if they’ll rent it out.
GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
If they leave the country, we can assign a man with a portable bucket of sewage.
We will have no issues finding such a man: Most of Thames Water’s customers would pay for the privilege.
Zip2@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
As one of those people, I’m very happy to volunteer. Or maybe we make it compulsory like jury duty.
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
I currently live in Scotland, but I could do with a vacation to follow a rich cunt round with a bucket of sewage