I’ve booked a 3 night comedy cruise out of Melbourne in November. It’ll be a tram to get down to the ship and home and the cruise credits covers the entire balcony room + (soft)drinks package, WiFi and $100 on board credit. Free holiday! Just any gambling I do to pay for really.

It also leaves after work on a Friday and gets back before work on the Monday so I don’t even need to take any annual leave!

I like my chances of avoiding COVID for a weekend… he says, having contracted COVID inside the first 3 days of his last cruise.