Comment on Baldur's Gate 3 is the horniest RPG I've ever played and honestly it's a bit much
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I do think it should be a bit harder to romance in this game. Because you don’t need to even try and to me that’s kind of a problem. Like I got people just sitting at camp who haven’t been in any quest with me or you just met and they’re already down for the dirty. Ready for the horizontal cha-cha. A little of the devil’s dance, a little campsite rodeo… I think a little effort isn’t asking too much. But they all acting like the Absolute is in my pants and they’re ready to get blessed!
My first playthrough I sent lae’zel straight to camp, never spoke to her again. At some random point before even act 1 ended, her romance dialogue came up.
My theory is the tadpoles ramp up sex drive to absurd levels, unless you’re shadowheart apparently. Illithid orgies must be incredible.
Unless you’re shadowheart? I told her I didn’t hate her god and the next day she was hitting me with the “I’ve never had a confidant quite like you… You’re very special to me…”
She hadn't even told me about the religious stuff yet when the option came up. Although if you read her mind as a woman to find out whether she's serious, not only is the answer a dead yes, she's confused and embarrassed to be realizing she's bisexual.
No interest in doing a male file in order to find out whether Gale, Wyll, etc. would react with the same awkwardness, but I felt that. Normally, the devs just address it by making everyone openly Bi from the get-go, and I appreciated the smallest shred of realism.
I have a bit conflicting thoughts about this. On one hand yes, the “let’s fuck” option comes a bit too easily, simply talk to them a few times, ask about their day, don’t be an ass and you’ll get laid on day 3.
But on the other hand, the game is also filled with situations where you make a single wrong comment and it instantly turns to a fight, which ends up in a bloodbath.
I guess these balance each other out. The game is just generally fast to get to the conclusion, and I don’t really have a problem with it.
Lol, I mean you’re not wrong.
I just feel like… idk, maybe at night we use the weave… put on some music and see where the night goes.
I think for her, she just really likes strong partners and you haven't died yet. She'd probably go for Wyll, except she called his idealism stupid. So for her, I don't like having to have read that with my eyes, but I can sort of see, in theory.
I do think they need to slow their damn roll. Not only do all but two of them want me, somehow I ended up reaching this point at the exact same time with all of them and we might as well have solved the whole thing by massive camp orgy and called it a day.
I'm quite sure some of this can be gated behind specific plot points so the progression makes sense. I'm over here completely ignoring the plot for the side quests in Act 1.
Asterion says he "knows a place," which is predictable because Asterion would bang a tree if it weren't for the splinters. But he also very specifically said that same day that he's never been to the underdark before, and he literally can't know a place. We just passed an NPC that told us not to make the slightest perceptible noise or we'd attract monsters, and we're going to be murdered.
Maybe we shouldn't be able to have sex until we get outside, perhaps?
Asterion would bang a tree if it weren’t for the cock splinters
Oh please, I get the feeling Astarion could make a Cenobite blush…
SwallowsDick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I like it. It’s like college
cjthomp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We had very different college experiences.
Reva@startrek.website 1 year ago
As a European, I spent college doing academic work and being an adult.
Nepenthe@kbin.social 1 year ago
Now all your other comments make sense.
Reva@startrek.website 1 year ago
What, being European?