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captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months agoI don’t think it’s the same joke when it’s three turtles or a goat, because the joke is “I think I can get close enough…to engage in unspecified sex acts with this woman.”
You think the same chemicals that turned the frickin frogs gay is responsible for this aversion to sexual thoughts? “Could it not be a naked woman? That clutches my pearls.”
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
that’s what i would assume, but then again it never states anything, so this is like walking into a fucking storage shed and seeing a colonoscopy going on. It’s just fucking weird.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You objection is noted Mr. Spock. Man your station, please.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
also, if the woman is naked, does that mean the mathematician, engineer, and physicist are also naked? Because that would make a lot more sense.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The mathematician is naked, something about pure and direct truth. The physicist is wearing a bow tie, chippendale cuffs and a banana hammock. The engineer has on his new invention: Assful chaps.