They need to learn about bananas.
Also like, 100% of all agriculture and livestock. Fuck. Look at what we did to wolves. If god didn’t want us to fuck around with genetics they wouldn’t have made them malleable.
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Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 6 months agoprobably same reason why some are anti birth control. kinda playing against gods role by manipulating the natural result.
Neato@ttrpg.network 6 months ago
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Obviously agriculture is a lie. Cows and sheep and donkeys and chickens and dogs always existed exactly as they do now since that’s how God made them and they never changed.
Or something.
Aceticon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well, the universe was create 6000 years ago so obviously domesticated animals have always been as they are. /s
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
You know the saying, “it didn’t happen if it isn’t in writing”?
That must apply to all of prehistory then, right?
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Should someone tell them why watermelons are so big a delicious in the first place?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Because god put them there as a tasty treat for his most faithful hippopotamuses :)